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Twitter has come under increasing scrutiny for the way it handles user complaints, with some critics saying the social media site infringes on their free... [Read More]
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MORTON GROVE, IL—Offering a full refund along with its sincerest apologies, Publications International, Ltd. recalled more than 90,000 copies of Brain Games Tuesday after the... [Read More]
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ASHBY, NE— In what experts are decrying as an utter failure to embrace one of life's greatest opportunities, fertile woman Ashley Wilson, 16, reportedly hesitated... [Read More]
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KEARNEY, NJ—Convinced that he was going "straight to hell" for chuckling at a "rule 34" meme involving Peppa Pig, local man Kevin Morgan was reportedly... [Read More]
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ALLENTOWN, PA—Marveling at the creature's unrestrained enthusiasm, local pet owner Jessica Palmer told reporters Monday that her box turtle, Lars Von Tortoise, had been going... [Read More]
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The Kern County Coroner's Office revealed that they are still holding onto the body of serial killer Charles Manson due to a dispute between his... [Read More]
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Due to factors such as coat shedding and breeding programs, male dogs have almost double the chance of winning Best in Show at the prestigious... [Read More]
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WASHINGTON—Searching for a motive to explain the country's epidemic of mass shootings, sources confirmed Friday that the nation was constantly hearing voices encouraging it to... [Read More]
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In the third episode of "A Very Fatal Murder," David attends Calloway Day to see exactly how middle-class America celebrates what little they have, and... [Read More]
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WALTHAM, MA—Heralding its latest product as a breakthrough in artificial-intelligence technology, defense contractor Raytheon announced Friday it has built a military robot capable of composing... [Read More]
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SPRINGFIELD, IL—Describing his ideal work environment as lenient on total incompetence, local man James Kearse told reporters Tuesday he's looking for a job that plays... [Read More]
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