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While fielding questions from journalists, President Trump stated that he looks forward to the release of the investigation into the 2016 election, saying, "Let it... [Read More]
WASHINGTON—Doubling down on his criticism of the departed lawmaker in the face of bipartisan condemnation, President Trump ramped up his attacks Thursday against the late... [Read More]
HEATHROW, FL—Warning consumers of the hidden pitfalls of vehicle depreciation, experts from the American Automobile Association cautioned Thursday that the average new car loses 90... [Read More]
INDIO, CA—Touting the tickets as offering the best experience for fans of the music festival, Coachella organizers on Thursday reportedly unveiled premium VIP areas where... [Read More]
MEQUON, WI—Taken aback by their mother's high-maintenance wardrobe, household sources confirmed Thursday that none of Bianca Dern's clothes can be simply placed in a standard... [Read More]
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A United Nations report revealed that even if carbon pollution stopped tomorrow, the region's winters would warm by 9 degrees Fahrenheit by 2100. What do... [Read More]
Democratic hopeful Beto O'Rourke raised a record-breaking $6.1 million in the first day of his 2020 run, his campaign announced this week. What do you... [Read More]
WASHINGTON—Vowing to fight tooth and nail against what he called "an insidious smear campaign," Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA) announced Wednesday he was considering filing a... [Read More]
WASHINGTON—Saying it was time to "get out the hog for one last ride," former Vice President Joe Biden pulled the dusty painter's tarp off of... [Read More]
ATHENS, OH—Confessing that he was completely blindsided by the request, parent Erik Schaff said Wednesday that his son Cody, 8, needed a full-body costume and... [Read More]
Student loan debt in the United States has risen to $1.5 trillion owed by tens of millions of people, leading to calls for it to... [Read More]
BOSTON—In a discovery shedding light on the famous macabre author's less-acknowledged qualities, literary historians at Harvard University unearthed Wednesday dozens of uplifting poems and breezy... [Read More]
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Federal agents seized 1 million pounds of pork products at a New Jersey port in the largest agricultural bust in U.S. history. What do you... [Read More]
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In the first 24 hours after the attacks, Facebook removed 1.5 million videos of the recent New Zealand terror attacks, 1.2 million of which were... [Read More]
CAMBRIDGE, MA—In a landmark discovery that sheds new light on the development of Western thought, historians announced Tuesday they had found several lost Socratic dialogues... [Read More]
LONDON—Bringing an end to years of controversy and legal challenges, Scotland Yard officials announced Tuesday that they had freed 163-year-old British man James Babington Gaskell... [Read More]
After a spat of patrons being ejected from restaurants for wearing MAGA hats, a new app named 63red Safe will help users find restaurants that... [Read More]
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