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It's not surprising that these ridiculous, compulsive liars exist. It's surprising that some of them managed to fool the world. [Read More]
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Toughness as a virtue died off somewhere in the 1950s, but most men still like to be thought of as badasses. Luckily, I've identified five... [Read More]
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Just one of these days we wish a reality television writer would toss us an awesome curveball. [Read More]
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Remembering all the times Hollywood big shots bowed to the whims of the masses. [Read More]
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It's almost as if there's no vetting process here before these ads go live. [Read More]
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It's not like these people can just go out and lie right to our faces, right? They sure can! [Read More]
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We kind of do hate poor people. And there's a reason for that. [Read More]
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These folks are exceptionally gifted at shrugging off Death's dick-punches. [Read More]
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Like any other job that involves dealing with the public, you meet some interesting people along the way. I'm going to talk about one group... [Read More]
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Answer: Extremely fast. [Read More]
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Just because you can make a biopic of a beloved celebrity's life, doesn't mean you should. Especially when everyone in the world is begging you... [Read More]
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Biopics for Ray Charles and Johnny Cash seemed to pop up the week after they died. And why not? Both of the guys who played... [Read More]
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It's a sad fact of life in a band that, sometimes, certain members are going to get a little less attention than others. And some... [Read More]
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Halloween isn't always the beacon of snack-sized Snickers and girls dressed as Kojak with cleavage that it should be. For years, nefarious little shits have... [Read More]
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Bad news dweebs, consider this column the shitty popcorn ball in your bag of candy. With any luck, it will spoil your favorite holiday just... [Read More]
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You should probably feel bad for laughing at these super-dramatic moments. [Read More]
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Even amazing franchises can't get it all right. [Read More]
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We just realized that whatever we say here is super important, and our brains froze. [Read More]
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These aren't your daddy's Star Wars. [Read More]
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We get that kids will go nuts for toys, or adults will throw wads of cash to add to their collections. But the stuff on... [Read More]
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